- Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
- Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
i have abs………olutely nothing
to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”
good looking 13 year olds
in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for
i will piss on your sofa
Everything is temporary.
3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them (via dysenterygay)